The other night, I had heartburn. No big deal. It wasn't too bad. A few Tums and LTN4 and I were good to go.

The next night, I had it again.

And the next.

And then next.

I am now a Tums junkie. The sad part is that Tom finds it attractive. Last night, after taking my nightly Tums, I went over and kissed him. And he told me I smelled really good. I smelled like Tums. I thought only old people liked the smell of Tums!

9 weeks to go! I think I'll head to Costco this weekend and stock up on Tums. While I'm there, I may as well get some denture cleaner and Centrum Silver.